Twisted Christian

Twisted Christian

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Season s28
Episode e01
Written By Trey Parker
Production Code 2801
Original Air Date 2025-10-15

Episode Chronology

Official Description

Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist

Full Description

Memorable Quotes

  • "Hey fellas! Fellas!" - Butters
  • "This is SO BORING! " - Donald J. Trump
  • "How about you shut up and do your job. " - Donald J. Trump
  • "Yeah but fuck the baby this is stupid!" - Donald J. Trump
  • "Did you just say fuck the baby?!" - Satan
  • "Allo boss!" - JD Vance
  • "Could I ask... Exactly... WHAT BRANCH of Christianity are you?" - Jesus
  • "I'm Coco Slutty Davidson! I'm just here to get an abortion, haha!" - Donald J. Trump
  • "Is this REALLY what we've come to? Freely handing people's personal data over to some tech billionaire preaching shit about the bible? " - Richard Adler
  • "You got a problem with Jesus, bro?" - PC Principal
  • "You wanna see what it feels like to talk shit about Christians dude?!" - PC Principal
  • "It's ok, Jesus. Peter Thiel knows what he's doing." - PC Principal
  • "We are running out of time, Mr. Thiel. The anti-christ is coming." - JD Vance
  • "Alright, man, I need to ask you something and I need you to tell me the truth. ARE you a fag? " - PC Principal
  • "Hey... Heyyyyy Satan... " - Donald J. Trump
  • "AH FUCK! SHIT! " - Donald J. Trump
  • "Poor boss. If you're going to jack off, shall I fetch your cum rag?" - JD Vance
  • "When I become President I will give you full access to EVERYONE'S data. " - Peter Thiel
  • "I'm Peter Thiel and I know about the anti chriiiiiiist! " - Peter Thiel
  • "Eric, I'm Peter Thiel. I'm here to help our country." - Peter Thiel
  • "You're trying to GET WITH THE PROGRAM, BRO. Peggy Rockbottom is a hot Christian girl, now stop actin' gay! " - PC Principal
  • "I'm saying that YOU and a LOT oF OTHER PEOPLE seem to have a very WARPED sense of what Christianity is. " - Jesus
  • "FUCK YEAH JESUS! " - PC Principal
  • "Let's fucking GO BRO!" - Jesus



Characters

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Butters Stotch
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Clyde Donovan
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Tolkien Black
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Kenny McCormick
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Annie Knitts
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Eric Cartman
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Scott Malkinson
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PC Principal
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Satan
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Donald Trump
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JD Vance
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Jesus
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Liane Cartman
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Dr. Martin Poonlover
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Richard Adler

Costume Debuts

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Strong Woman MAGA Christian
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PC Principal Brodown
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Jesus Brown

Cameo

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Peter Thiel
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Peter Thiel Exorcist

Character Debuts

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Lamaze Teacher
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MRI Doctor
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Peggy Rockbottom

Locations

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South Park Elementary
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White House
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Cartman Residence

Locations Debut

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Planned Parenthood (New)
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The Cheesecake Factory


Season 28

e1 Twisted Christian
e2 The Woman In The Hat
e3 TBA
e4 TBA
e5 TBA
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